Tonight, 10:30pm, Comedy Central! I’ll be in a sketch on ‘Inside Amy Schumer’

Tonight, 10:30pm, Comedy Central! I’ll be in a sketch on ‘Inside Amy Schumer’


EXCITING NEWS: Tomorrow night (Tues 4/15 at 10:30pm) I’ll be in the “Hello M’Lady” sketch on Inside Amy Schumer on Comedy Central! I had a lot of fun doing it, and got to work with some really awesome people!

EXCITING NEWS: Tomorrow night (Tues 4/15 at 10:30pm) I’ll be in the “Hello M’Lady” sketch on Inside Amy Schumer on Comedy Central! I had a lot of fun doing it, and got to work with some really awesome people!


Doctor Marie!
sundayswithmarie:

Yesterday (Saturday) the Spring weather was great, but my seasonal allergies really got the best of me. By early afternoon, my nose was running and I couldn’t stop sneezing. It was really wearing me down.
Around 7pm, I brought my trash downstairs. My 80-year-old, Italian landlady Marie stopped me on the stairs, “Is that you up there sneezing like that?”
“Yes, Marie. It’s my allergies.”
“Adam, you can’t keep sneezing like that.” she said in a stern voice, “You’ll lose your mind.” 
“Okay, Marie… I’ll… try not to sneeze.” I told her.
“Just put your head into a pillow when you think it’s a sneeze.” she said, as she acted out how to sneeze into a pillow.
“Head into a pillow, okay, just like that. Thanks Marie.” I said.
I went to bed at 8pm (Big Saturday Night!) and didn’t sleep well.
This morning, I decided not to take my usual Sunday walk and just lay low a little while. 
Around noontime, Marie called my cellphone. “Come downstairs, I got some nice things for you to battle these allergies.”
I went downstair and Marie gave me a special meal of chicken parm, gravy and noodles as well as a bag of old school cough drops that I’ve never seen or heard of before. 
“These are very special,” Marie claimed pointing at the cough drops, “they reduce sneezing by 100%, trust me!”
“I trust you, Doctor Marie.” I said to her delight.

Doctor Marie!

sundayswithmarie:

Yesterday (Saturday) the Spring weather was great, but my seasonal allergies really got the best of me. By early afternoon, my nose was running and I couldn’t stop sneezing. It was really wearing me down.

Around 7pm, I brought my trash downstairs. My 80-year-old, Italian landlady Marie stopped me on the stairs, “Is that you up there sneezing like that?”

“Yes, Marie. It’s my allergies.”

“Adam, you can’t keep sneezing like that.” she said in a stern voice, “You’ll lose your mind.” 

“Okay, Marie… I’ll… try not to sneeze.” I told her.

“Just put your head into a pillow when you think it’s a sneeze.” she said, as she acted out how to sneeze into a pillow.

“Head into a pillow, okay, just like that. Thanks Marie.” I said.

I went to bed at 8pm (Big Saturday Night!) and didn’t sleep well.

This morning, I decided not to take my usual Sunday walk and just lay low a little while. 

Around noontime, Marie called my cellphone. “Come downstairs, I got some nice things for you to battle these allergies.”

I went downstair and Marie gave me a special meal of chicken parm, gravy and noodles as well as a bag of old school cough drops that I’ve never seen or heard of before. 

“These are very special,” Marie claimed pointing at the cough drops, “they reduce sneezing by 100%, trust me!”

“I trust you, Doctor Marie.” I said to her delight.


Reunited with one of my first pals in NYC! Had a great time catching up, Kevin!
jeebuspleabus:

Cocktails & Rock Tales at @themoth Storyteller event with my friend @adamwade !

Reunited with one of my first pals in NYC! Had a great time catching up, Kevin!

jeebuspleabus:

Cocktails & Rock Tales at @themoth Storyteller event with my friend @adamwade !


I’m proud to say that I was the 1st customer at the new downtown location of Hoboken Hair - for men!

I’m proud to say that I was the 1st customer at the new downtown location of Hoboken Hair - for men!


Here’s a video trailer for the http://SundaysWithMarie.tumblr.com blog I’ve created to chronicle my Hoboken adventures with my 80-year-old Italian landlady.


sundayswithmarie:

I drink a lot of water. It’s true. Just at home, I go through about 5 gallons of Poland Spring water a week. By chance the past few weeks, I’ve bumped into my 80-year-old Italian landlady Marie a bunch of times going up the three flights of stairs to my apartment carrying the gallons of water.
Yesterday, as I went up awkwardly carrying 3 gallons of water, Marie shook her head in amazement. “So much water. What are you a camel?”
“Huh?” I asked.
“Do you have stock in Poland Springs water or something?”
“No, Marie, I just like to drink a lot of water.”
She put her arm around me, “Listen, you keep going up the stairs with all those heavy waters, I’m afraid something bad is going to happen to you.”
I admit, I got a little defensive and said, “Hey Marie, I’ll be fine, trust me, I’m a big boy.”
Marie just shook her head and giggled like a schoolgirl, “Ok, Mr. Big Boy.”
This morning I went for a walk, and when I got back Marie (note: all dressed up to go to a function) stopped me in the hallway. “I’ve been doing some research, and this Brita water filter is good, it’s the best. Better than Poland Spring, and better for YOU going up and down the stairs with gallons of water.”
“Yeah,” I told her, “I used to have it before I moved here, I guess I… sort of forgot about it.”
Then she handed me a brown, paper bag with a whole Brita water set, complete with 3 filters. “Well, now, it’s time to REMEMBER!”
I laughed. “I feel like I just won the grand prize on a game show!”
“Yeah,” she smiled, “you’re a big winner today on ‘THE MARIE SHOW’.”
“Thanks, Marie.” I said and hugged her. 
Then we both heard the sounds of a 1970’s car horn continuously honking.
“Okay, that’s FELÌCITA, she’s here to pick me up, we’re going to a birthday party. Now go upstairs and go make your water. Have a good day!

sundayswithmarie:

I drink a lot of water. It’s true. Just at home, I go through about 5 gallons of Poland Spring water a week. By chance the past few weeks, I’ve bumped into my 80-year-old Italian landlady Marie a bunch of times going up the three flights of stairs to my apartment carrying the gallons of water.

Yesterday, as I went up awkwardly carrying 3 gallons of water, Marie shook her head in amazement. “So much water. What are you a camel?”

“Huh?” I asked.

“Do you have stock in Poland Springs water or something?”

“No, Marie, I just like to drink a lot of water.”

She put her arm around me, “Listen, you keep going up the stairs with all those heavy waters, I’m afraid something bad is going to happen to you.”

I admit, I got a little defensive and said, “Hey Marie, I’ll be fine, trust me, I’m a big boy.”

Marie just shook her head and giggled like a schoolgirl, “Ok, Mr. Big Boy.”

This morning I went for a walk, and when I got back Marie (note: all dressed up to go to a function) stopped me in the hallway. “I’ve been doing some research, and this Brita water filter is good, it’s the best. Better than Poland Spring, and better for YOU going up and down the stairs with gallons of water.”

“Yeah,” I told her, “I used to have it before I moved here, I guess I… sort of forgot about it.”

Then she handed me a brown, paper bag with a whole Brita water set, complete with 3 filters. “Well, now, it’s time to REMEMBER!”

I laughed. “I feel like I just won the grand prize on a game show!”

“Yeah,” she smiled, “you’re a big winner today on ‘THE MARIE SHOW’.”

“Thanks, Marie.” I said and hugged her. 

Then we both heard the sounds of a 1970’s car horn continuously honking.

“Okay, that’s FELÌCITA, she’s here to pick me up, we’re going to a birthday party. Now go upstairs and go make your water. Have a good day!


I can’t wait to see what my landlady cooks for me this Sunday.  
SUNDAYS WITH MARIE . TUMBLR . COM

I can’t wait to see what my landlady cooks for me this Sunday.  

SUNDAYS WITH MARIE . TUMBLR . COM


I can’t believe it, I just saw mr snuffleupagus! Childhood dream comes true! sesamestreet

I can’t believe it, I just saw mr snuffleupagus! Childhood dream comes true! sesamestreet


Shonali Bhowmik’s movie short I co-starred in will be playing on April 6th at the Chattanooga Film Fest! Details here http://www.chattanoogafilmfest.com/CFF2014Program.pdf

Shonali Bhowmik’s movie short I co-starred in will be playing on April 6th at the Chattanooga Film Fest! Details here http://www.chattanoogafilmfest.com/CFF2014Program.pdf